The Origin Of Ron Jeremy: Brendon Strikes Back (Final Chapter)

Brendon stood on the hill leading down the Ron's kingdom. He ran down the hill and cut off one of Ron's ears. Ron jumped up and swung his sword, Brendon blocked it. He hit Ron in the penis and Ron fell to the ground, Brendon slowly walked to Ron and put the sword to his throat. Ron was coughing blood and spit, he reached in his pocket and took a pill out and swallowed it. Suddenly Ron morphed into a giant Penis. Brendon drew his sword and slashed one ball and then the other, the penis fell to the ground and Brendon ran up the penis and to the head and chopped it clean off.

They held a party for Brendon in what is left of the kingdom, He saw visions of the ghosts of His father and the Power Rangers. Seal Team 6 was there as well. Everything was good, It was happily ever after. Brendon lives on to this day as our savior.

We respect him for what he did to save this fair kingdom. Thank you for reading this 3 part mini series.

Oh yea I forgot to say that brendon like rode his sheild down a flight of stairs and was shooting arrows like a motherfucker and he was totally wrecking shit bro.