The Textureless Pole

One day in happy town something that wasn't happy came to the attention of the other villagers of happy town, They were furious. The unhappy thing was a giant white textureless pole! They took axes and chainsaws attempting to chop down the textureless pole, they failed. They called in the National Guard of Happy Town, the only thing was that they have never been to war so the vehicles did not work at all. The happy people finally used nuclear engineering, which destroyed Happy Town. They had to move to a new village, so they moved to Africa, where everything was happy until one day the white man came in on giant wooden boats and inprisoned the happy folk and made them work all day.

Then one day a man named Abraham became president and set the happy folk free, but it came with a price. Men and young Boys were drafted into the military to fight for the rights of the happy folk. Eventually the war ended and the happy folk stayed in the country instead of returning to the happy village. That made a certain group of the white man angry, they made a group we know now as the KKK. They killed and burned the happy folk to make them leave but soon there came a group to save them. They killed off the KKK but they soon rose again.

It was a wonderful day in a little town called Jewville and then a man named Hitler came in and started slaughtering the people of Jewville, the villagers were forced to hide among the christians for safety so they wouldn't have to go to camp. Then came the white man and they destroyed the power of the evil Hitler's army. Hitler soon knew his defeat and killed himself with a sleepy pill in his underground house. The white man had redeemed themselves and were known as heroes.

Soon, a man named Sadom Hussein was slaughtering his own people! This made the whiteman very angry! So they came and hunted him for a very long time, battles waged throughout the land and soon he was found hiding in a dirty hole where all those fuckers should be, sorry Im going off topic here. Well they finally killed him and the people were free

It was a bright sunny day in the two buildings of Sunny City. When a plane filled with mean people flew into the buildings, this made the white man mad until one day a group called Seal Team 6 found the mean man and shot him fucking dead, like for real, they were wrecking shit bro. I hope you learned some fucking history assholes ~Dylan