M.B.L.S

M.B.L.S's are widely cosidered the living place of the future.
 * A M.B.L.S stands for  MobileBrendon Living Station
 * A M.B.L.S is a lot of High tech boxes
 * boxes are made of cardboad, High Tech boxes are made from  Premium cardboard cut from the Cardboard Forest of Pittburgh

Brendon was once a lonely outcast at school until he brought his invention of the M.B.L.S. Now, he gets all the bitches.

The M.B.L.S is a suit of high,tech cardboard meant to protect your virginity, All users of the M.B.L.S are gauranteed  100% protected from any type of sexual contact.

The invention of the M.B.L.S took many years withing the condfines of Berndon's Mom's basement. From PreK to high school it was being worked on in secret as Brendon's Fater had a cardboard allergey which, sadly is how he met his end when being pushed into a recycling center by Ron Jeremy, Leader of the Taliban

All M.B.L.S units are equipped with a toilet, burrito despencer,porn machine, and a, water dispencer'

Brendon is said to never leave this suit.

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