The Origin Of Ron Jeremy: Train For The Worst

Brendon returned to the kingdom to suit into the MBLS, suddenly the ghost of his father appeared, "Brendon, you are not ready to defeat Ron yet. You must seek out the help of the great Tessa Taylor, she was the only Star to tame him". He vanished and Brendon knew what had to be done. He traveled to the great Tessa Taylor's home to seek help. She let him in because somehow she knew it was his destiny. "You must know his weakness". She said. "What is his weakness"? Brendon asked, she pointed to a bottle of pills that said "Johnson Maximize". He knew he must steal those pills from him. She told him that they are the most protected item in his kingdom.

Brendon put on his armor and took his airsoft pistol and traveled to Ron's kingdom, it was very dark and foggy. He knew this was the perfect night to strike. He climbed the wall and shot the guard, he fell to the ground. Brendon used his Super Awesome Lazer and cut through the metal door, he crept through the halls and shot the next guard. He moved to a room filled with lazers and at the end was a glass case with a bottle of pills in it, that was the one. He moved through the lazers making sure to be careful, he used the lazer and got the pills.

He burned the pills that night, making sure Ron never got his power back. He knew that the battle would commence soon, Brendon awoke to gunshots and explosions ringing all outside. He jumped up and put on his armor. He ran out to see Ron in a tank slaughtering his soldiers. "NO"! Brendon yelled. He ran to the Royal Batmobile and drove to The Temple Of The Power Rangers. He arrived and saw that they all were dead, He screamed and yelled and vowed to stop Ron at all costs.

TO BE CONTINUED....

"Yes I know this is just the porn version of Star Wars". ~Grinsy