The Origin Of Ron Jeremy: Leader Of The Taliban

One day Ron Jeremy was shooting a "Film" in Afghanistan when he stumbled across a group of sad people whom he wanted to help, he stumbled over cause he was tripping over his massive johnson and he asked "Why are you people so sad in such a happy country"? They told him that their leader Osama was killed. So Ron vowed to become their leader and rule them.

One day a boy named Brendon was resting in his kingdom after a long day of being awesome when his Dad ran in saying that the Taliban have a new leader, Brendon was outraged. He sent his soldiers to assasinate Ron. His soldiers almost had him but were captured. Brendon knew Ron must be stopped even though he was a huge fan of his work. Brendon had his doubts about winning the war but that was when Jesus spoke to him, "Brendon your like totally gonna win this war dude". Jesus said before vanishing back to the heavens. Brendon's dad went to go speak to Ron nicely and when he got there Ron ambushed him and threw him into a recycling bin of cardboard, Ron knew Brendon's Dad was allergic to cardboard. From then on brendon spent days to months to years building a suit of armor called M.B.L.S. (Mobile Brendon Living System). It protects his virginity at all costs, It was built in the confides of his Mother's basement.

Brendon trained with his favorite TV show characters, The Power Rangers for 10 years.

Now he is building an army to fight the evil Ron Jeremy.

TO BE CONTINUED....